Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Divine Fast Food


A few weeks ago, as a treat for living through the Illinois Earthquake of 2008, I treated myself to Sonic's Cinnasnacks for breakfast. Eating their delicious, fried, cinnamoney goodness served to confirm a suspicion I've always had - that God owns stock in Sonic.

But today, when I discovered that Cinnasnacks are gone, I realized I had been tricked by Beelzebub. Or maybe he's the CEO of Sonic.

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