I've decided to run with a theme that I began in a prior post about Sonic's Cinnamelts (RIP), and thus I am creating a series of posts entitled "God Must Own Stock In". Consider it sort of the products corner of Pork on Fridays. I'll try not to make too many of the posts about food.
For those of you who are blasphemy police, I'm not trying to indicate that God only inspires creations/inventions to personally profit off of them. Or that he even gives a crap about worldly dividends. I'm just making a joke about things that he likely had a direct role in inspiring. Or at least things he's dang proud of us for coming up with.
This week's installment: The Internet
No seriously, its flippin' miraculous. How many times a week (or day) do you utter "what did we do before the Internet?" I know I do quite frequently.
If you haven't ever pondered what life was like without it (those of you who can't remember a time when it didn't exist) or if you are having a hard time recalling, just think of all the night's you'd stay awake or the times you wouldn't be able to prove a friend wrong by being able to log on and find the answer to your burning question/issue.
Thus, to ease our troubled mind and to save trees, I'm pretty sure God inspired Al Gore to invent the Internet. (Its true, you can look it up online!)
For those of you who are blasphemy police, I'm not trying to indicate that God only inspires creations/inventions to personally profit off of them. Or that he even gives a crap about worldly dividends. I'm just making a joke about things that he likely had a direct role in inspiring. Or at least things he's dang proud of us for coming up with.
This week's installment: The Internet
No seriously, its flippin' miraculous. How many times a week (or day) do you utter "what did we do before the Internet?" I know I do quite frequently.
If you haven't ever pondered what life was like without it (those of you who can't remember a time when it didn't exist) or if you are having a hard time recalling, just think of all the night's you'd stay awake or the times you wouldn't be able to prove a friend wrong by being able to log on and find the answer to your burning question/issue.
Thus, to ease our troubled mind and to save trees, I'm pretty sure God inspired Al Gore to invent the Internet. (Its true, you can look it up online!)
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I think you should start a complimentary series called, "Devil must own stock in". In this category, you could discuss things like handguns, cancer, and advertising executives.
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