Oh God, what I would do to one of those chicks on the bible tracts you get when you're walking down the street. There's some aphorism on the front like "Would you like to know more about the bible?" and I'm all: No, but I'd like to no more about your shoulder blades, baby.
Proseltyzing disgusts me. I just want to throw those pamphlets away, but how can I throw out those hot little things on the front, with their home-knit sweaters, and fuck-me-I'm-a-virgin curiosity.
All I'm saying is: hey girl, wanna read Song of Solomon? We'll have to go back to my place for the text. I keep that shit in the tub.
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Classy. How have a never noticed these hot girls on these religious pamphlets?
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