It was a dark and stormy night. There was a ring at the bell. I went to answer it but there was no one there; only a string of burning bushes, producing no smoke and leaving no ash. They spelled out a message, ominously. It read:
Go forth. Have premarit-l sex with Sarah Pa-
And I couldn't make out the rest.
What could it mean? What are YOU tring to tell me?
OMG...you need to get over your obsession with Sarah Palin's hot bod. You know she won't use birth control right? You know what will happen next right?
ReplyDeleteNow the real question becomes: Does'Ziek have enough experience to be the First Mister on day 1?